My frind ah lye sent me this funny email, the aethists finnaly have a holiday to declare for themselves... i wonder what about free thinkers ? lol ... :D
fowarded email
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."
在佛羅里達州，一個無神論者對即將到來的復活節和逾越節實行起訴。他僱了一個律師設立歧視案件來控告基督徒和猶太人以及他們所慶祝的聖日。論點是，這是不公平的 - 因為無神論者並沒有類似的節慶。
此案被帶到法官面前。在聽取了律師充滿激情的演講後，法官敲槌宣布他的“個案不成立！“
律師立即站起來反對法官說，“法官，你怎麼可能認為個案不成立呢？基督徒有聖誕節，復活節等。猶太人也有逾越節，贖罪日和光明節，但我的客戶和所有其他無神論者並沒有這種假期.."
法官在他的椅子上俯身向前說，“可是律師,。您的客戶是有的，只不過他的無知真是可悲。“律師說，“可是, 法官!, 我們並不知道有任何無神論者特殊遵守的聖日或假日..“
法官說：“按日曆說，4月1日是愚人節。詩篇14:1說，愚頑人心裡說 '沒有 神 '。因此，本庭的判決是 - 如果你的客戶說沒有上帝，那麼他的確是愚人。因此，4月1日是他的聖日。案件結束。"
fowarded email
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."
在佛羅里達州，一個無神論者對即將到來的復活節和逾越節實行起訴。他僱了一個律師設立歧視案件來控告基督徒和猶太人以及他們所慶祝的聖日。論點是，這是不公平的 - 因為無神論者並沒有類似的節慶。
此案被帶到法官面前。在聽取了律師充滿激情的演講後，法官敲槌宣布他的“個案不成立！“
律師立即站起來反對法官說，“法官，你怎麼可能認為個案不成立呢？基督徒有聖誕節，復活節等。猶太人也有逾越節，贖罪日和光明節，但我的客戶和所有其他無神論者並沒有這種假期.."
法官在他的椅子上俯身向前說，“可是律師,。您的客戶是有的，只不過他的無知真是可悲。“律師說，“可是, 法官!, 我們並不知道有任何無神論者特殊遵守的聖日或假日..“
法官說：“按日曆說，4月1日是愚人節。詩篇14:1說，愚頑人心裡說 '沒有 神 '。因此，本庭的判決是 - 如果你的客戶說沒有上帝，那麼他的確是愚人。因此，4月1日是他的聖日。案件結束。"
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